Too much time with mercury
Was his first mistake,
But trusting Malice turned out to be
The last candle in the cake.
On the Mental Milners un-birthday,
A tea party had ensued.
Malice brought a present,
(For she was never rude)
We’ll leave the contents of the package
To you’re imagination.
But the colorful wrap proved to be
Too much of a temptation.
Perhaps if he hadn’t already
Been slightly off his rocker
He would have thought better
Than to open up that shocker.

But his friend the Hare wasn’t fooled
And saw right through her tricks
He tried to stop the crazy fool,
But the Milner was transixed.
That very moment the Milner rose
With a psychotic gleam in his eye,
And strangely eyed the Hare
Something had gone awry.
Crazy is as crazy does,
And the Hair was far too slow
The Mental Milner caught up to him
And dealt a heavy blow…
Let’s just leave the story here,
It far to full of alarm,
The Hare is now the Maimed Hare,
Because his foot’s a lucky charm.

© Scaerie Faerie Tails